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I Couldn’t Be Happier Selling Yoga Teacher Trainer Trainings To Train Other...
(Inspired by Bobbie Armstrong’s funny mcsweeney’s piece) Growing up on Instagram yoga, my influencers always taught me one thing: Be hot. They also told me to follow my dreams, assuming I was naked in...
View ArticleYes, This Is The Yoga Of No…
People think I practice the yoga of NO. But I’ve found Ashtanga yoga to be the yoga of YES. Yes: we believe you can, so we’re holding you here at this pose. Yes: we’re not holding you back but giving...
View ArticleDear Ashtanga Practitioners: We Regret To Inform You That Setu Bandhasana Is...
Dear Ashtanga Practitioners: We regret to inform you that the pose Setu Bandhasana is canceled. Unfortunately, due to the rapid infectious spread of the Covid-19 Virus and InstaLive Yoga, we’ve come...
View ArticleAdditional Yoga World Cancellations Due To Covid-19
Dear Yogis: The current situation is rapidly evolving, and here we are, practicing yoga home alone with our own dust bunnies and rolled sock props. While you’re at it, here is a list of additional...
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TYPES OF INSTAYOGIS IN QUARANTINE: A SLIDE SHOW INSPIRED BY @BUTLIKEMAYBE
this post inspired by the comic humor queen @butlikemaybe on INSTA and her post “Types of People in Quarantine”1. THE BRAGITUDEOMG you guys, just look at this screenshot post of the sixty-seven...
View ArticleA Guide To Social Distancing for Ashtanga Home Practitioners
This blog is an homage-y rip -off of the piece “A Guide to Social Distancing for Freelancers” By Amy Collier, published March 13, 2020 in Mcsweeneys Social Distance is a strategy officials have...
View ArticleI AM USING THIS TIME TO NOT DEEPEN MY YOGA PRACTICE
(This piece is more than inspired by this funny piece in McSweeneys called “I Am Using My Free Time To Not Write My Novel” by Scott Bolohan) They say the best way to not deepen your yoga practice is to...
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A Message On Reopening From Your Yoga Studio’s Manager of Positive Vibes &...
Since we first announced plans to reopen when deemed safe by our resident taskforce (consisting of an astrologer, a Shaman, Reiki Master and Doterra Diamond seller) many yogis have asked how we plan...
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Why A White Female Yoga Teacher Like Me Cannot Be Racist Based On...
Your thoughts create your reality. So racism doesn’t actually exist. It’s just your evil thoughts. If you choose to think this way, that’s all you’ll see. I choose to think love and light, so that’s...
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Additional Vaccines We Should Manufacture For Yoga-Specific Variants*
*inspired by https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/other-vaccines-we-should-manufacture-in-2021 It’s-Tricky-Reels-RX-V One of Moderna’s most effective vaccines, this formula strengthens the...
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